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• Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. -- Woody Alle
• Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. WOODY ALLEN
• There's no garbage in California." "That's because they turn it into television shows.
  -- Woody Allen, "Annie Hall...
• The universe is expanding." "What is that your business?" -- Woody Allen, "Annie Hall
• Didn't you hear? Commentary and Dissent merged and became Dissentary.
  -- Woody Allen, "Annie Hall...
• I would never want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
  -- Woody Allen, "Annie Hall...
• One thing about intellectuals, they proved that they can be absolutely brilliant and have no idea what's going on.
  -- Woody Allen, "Annie Hall...
• In California they don't throw their garbadge away -- they make it into television shows.
  -- Woody Allen, "Annie Hall...
• Those men in the French resistance were really brave, having to listen to Maurice Chevalier sing all the time.
  -- Woody Allen, "Annie Hall...