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Life is knowing how far to go without crossing the line.
Life is like a 10 speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use. -- C. Schultz
Life is like a buffet; it's not good but there's plenty of it.
Life is like a diaper - short and loaded.
Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you put into it. -- Tom Lehre
Life is like a tin of sardines. We're, all of us, looking for the key. -- Beyond the Fringe
Life is like an egg stain on your chin -- you can lick it, but it still won't go away.
Life is like an onion: you peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep.
-- Carl Sandburg...
Life is like an onion: you peel off layer after layer and then you find there is nothing in it.
-- James Huneke...

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