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Lizzie Borden took an axe, And plunged it deep into the VAX
Don't you envy people who Do all the things YOU want to do?...
Lo! Men have become the tool of their tools. -- Henry David Thoreau
Lobster: Everyone loves these delectable crustaceans, but many cooks are squeamish about placing them into boiling water alive, which is the only proper method of preparing them.
Frankly, the easie...
Lobster: Everyone loves these delectable crustaceans, but many cooks are squeamish about placing them into boiling water alive, which is the only proper method of preparing them.
Frankly, the e...
Lockwood's Long Shot: The chances of getting eaten up by a lion on Main Street aren't one in a million, but once would be enough.
Logic doesn't apply to the real world. -- Marvin Minsky
Logic is a little bird, sitting in a tree, that smells AWFUL.
Logic is a pretty flower that smells bad.
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
Logic is the chastity belt of the mind!

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