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Friends, Romans, Hipsters, Let me clue you in; I come to put down Caeser, not to groove him.
The square kicks some cats are on stay with them; The hip bits, like, go down unde...
Friendships last when each friend thinks he has a slight superiority over the other.
-- Honore DeBalzac...
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
From 0 to "what seems to be the problem officer" in 8.3 seconds. -- Ad for the new VW Corrado
From a certain point onward there is no longer any turning back.
That is the point that must be reached. -- F. Kafka...
From listening comes wisdom and from speaking repentance.
From the cradle to the coffin underwear comes first. -- Bertolt Brech
From the crystal swirling waters, Of the Rio Amazon, To the sacred halls of Bayonne, Where we stand pajamas on.
(It's the only thing that rhymes.) From ev'ry hallowed venue, Ev'ry forest, mount and va...
From the moment I picked your book up until I put it down I was convulsed with laughter.
Some day I intend reading it. -- Groucho Marx...

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