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Four fifths of the perjury in the world is expended on tombstones, women and competitors.
-- Lord Thomas Dewa...
Four hours to bury the cat? Yes, damn thing wouldn't keep still, kept mucking about, 'owling...
Fourteen years in the professor dodge has taught me that one can argue ingeniously on behalf of any theory, applied to any piece of literature.
This is rarely harmful, because normally no-one reads su...
Fourth Law of Applied Terror: The night before the English History mid-term, your Biology instructor will assign 200 pages on planaria.
Corollary: Every instructor assumes that you have nothing el...
Fourth Law of Revision: It is usually impractical to worry beforehand about interferences -- if you have none, someone will make one for you.
Frankly, Scarlett, I don't have a fix. -- Rhett Buggle
Fraud is the homage that force pays to reason. -- Charles Curtis, "A Commonplace Book
Free Speech Is The Right To Shout 'Theater' In A Crowded Fire. -- A Yippie Proverb
Freedom begins when you tell Mrs. Grundy to go fly a kite.
Freedom from incrustation of grime is contiguous to rectitude.

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