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• I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television. -- Gore Vidal
• There is no human problem which could not be solved if people would simply do as I advise.
  -- Gore Vidal...
• Half of the American people never read a newspaper.
  Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half. -- Gore Vidal...
• It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four percent of the people.
  -- Gore Vidal...
• Sex is. There is nothing more to be done about it.
  Sex builds no roads, writes no novels and sex certainly gives no meaning to anything in life but itself....
• It has always been true that in the United States the people who ought to read books write them.
  -- Gore Vidal -- [Editor's note: Now if Vidal would only take his own advice...]...
• A good deed never goes unpunished. -- Gore Vidal