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• A hangover is when you open your eyes in the morning and you wish you hadn't.
  -- Smythe, "Andy Capp...
• I suppose that for the next year-and-a-half the stock market will shoot way up every time Howard Baker walks out of the Oval Office and says, "He's alert today!
  -- Mark Russell...
• Rub a palmful of this medicated salve into your scalp every half an hour.
  Keep him away from open flames and pregnant women....
• Sometimes, when I think of what that girl means to me, it's all I can do to keep from telling her.
  -- Andy Capp...
• Heh heh heh. Oh, Andy Capp. You wife-beating drunk.
  Heh heh heh. -- Homer reads the funnies, "Marge vs. the Monorail...
• He thought a glacier was a bloke who fixed windows. -- Rimme
• Third of Five, six of one, half a dozen of the other.
• He was] a solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked like he was waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity.
  -- Mark Twai...