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• Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life.
  Violence and committee meetings. -- George F. Will...
• Kennedy's Comment on Committees: A committee is twelve men doing the work of one.
• A committee is twelve men doing the work of one. -- Kennedy's Comment on Committee
• A beer's life does not revolve around the football. -- Men vs. Bee
• My boyfriend has CRAFT disease - Can't Remember A F*cking Thing!
• My girlfriend has CRAFT disease - Can't Remember A F*cking Thing!
• Barbara: It's a shame it didn't work out, Marge, but George just felt this neighborhood brought out the worst in him, and -- [Bush honks his horn impatiently] -- oh, my.
  Well, so long. [Bar gets in; they drive off] Marge...
• Life is full of undocumented features!
• The worst thing about censorship is that it desensitizes people to violence--censorship IS violence.