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Even the best of friends cannot attend each other's funeral. -- Kehlog Albra
Even the best of friends cannot attend each other's funeral. -- Kehlog Albran, "The Profi
Even though they raised the rate for first class mail in the United States we really shouldn't complain -- it's still only 2 cents a day.
Events are not affected, they develop. -- Sri Aurobindo
Ever feel like life was a game and you had the wrong instruction book?
Ever feel like you're the head pin on life's bowling alley, and everyone's rolling strikes?
Ever get the feeling that the world's on tape and one of the reels is missing? -- Rich Little
Ever notice that even the busiest people are never too busy to tell you just how busy they are?
Ever notice that the word "therapist" breaks down into "the rapist"? Simple coincidence? Maybe...
Ever Onward! Ever Onward! That's the sprit that has brought us fame.
We're big but bigger we will be, We can't fail for all can see, that to serve humanity Has been our aim....

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