Encyclopedia Salesmen:
Invite them all in. Nip out the back door. Phone the police
and tell them your house is being burgled.
-- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"
Invite them all in. Nip out the back door. Phone the police
and tell them your house is being burgled.
-- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"
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Nip out the back door. Phone the police and... - If little green men land in your back yard, hide any little green women
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A soft malleable metal relatively scarce in distribution.
It is mined deep in the earth by poor men...
