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Every man who has reached even his intellectual teens begins to suspect that life is no farce
hat it is not genteel comedy eve...
Every man who is high up likes to think that he has done it all himself, and the wife smiles and lets it go at that.
-- Barrie...
Every morning in Africa, a gazelle wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be killed.
Every morning a lion wakes up. It knows it must outrun the slowest gazelle or i...
Every morning is a Smirnoff morning.
Every night my prayers I say, And get my dinner every day
And every day that I've been good, I get an orange after food....
Every one says that politicians lie all the time, and that just isn't so!
But you do have to understand body language to know when they're lying and when they aren't....
Every paper published in a respectable journal should have a preface by the author stating why he is publishing the article, and what value he sees in it.
I have no hope that this practice will eve...
Every path has its puddle.
Every person, all the events in your life are there because you have drawn them there.
What you choose to do with them is up to you. -- Messiah's Handbook...
Every program has at least one bug and can be shortened by at least one instruction -- from which, by induction, one can deduce that every program can be reduced to one instruction which doesn't work.

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