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• Being stoned on marijuana isn't very different from being stoned on gin. -- Ralph Nade
• Are you stoned or just stupid?
• 2358: I'm incredibly stoned.
• Drink wet cement: Get Stoned.
• Today, while the rest of you were being different, I did a very good job of fitting in.
  -- Marge, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
• You notice that after Ginzburg admitted he had tried marijuana everyone got in line to admit it, too.
  But you also notice they all said they "experimented" with marijuana....
• Drink wet cement and you get really stoned.
• Everybody must get stoned -- Bob Dyla