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BENEDICTINES, n. An order of monks otherwise known as black friars.
She thought it a crow, but it turn out to be A monk of St....
BENEFACTOR, n. One who makes heavy purchases of ingratitude, without, however, materially affecting the price, which is still within the means of all.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Be neither a conformist or a rebel, for they are really the same thing.
Find your own path, and stay on it." -- Paul Vixie, <vixie@decwrl.dec.com>...
Be neither too early in the fashion, nor too long out of i
or at any time in the extremities of it. -- Lavate...
Ben Franklin may have found electricity, but the guy who invented the meter is the guy who came off with the real gold out of this whole process.
Ben Franklin wasn't the ONLY one lightning got.
Be nice and post the occasional ferret tagline.
Be nice or be nuked.
Be nice to me--I'm out of Valium.
Be nice to people on the way up, because you'll meet them on the way down. -- Wilson Mizne

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