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Don't crush that dwarf, hand me the pliers! -- Firesign Theatre
Don't despair; your ideal lover is waiting for you around the corner.
Don't despise your poor relations, they may become suddenly rich one day. -- Josh Billing
Don't do the crime, if you can't do the time. -- Lt. Col. Ollie North
Don't do unto others as you would they should do unto you.
Their tastes may not be the same. -- G.B. Shaw...
Don't drink when you drive -- you might hit a bump and spill it.
Don't drop acid -- take it pass/fail. -- Seen in a Ladies Room at Harvard
Don't eat yellow snow.
Don't ever slam a door; you might want to go back.
Don't everyone thank me at once! -- Han Solo
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