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• The thought of being President fightens me and I do not think I want the job.
  -- Ronald Reagan in 1973 Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter....
• If a cat spoke, it would say things like 'Hey, I don't see the *problem* here'. -- Roy Blount, Jr.
• Asking a writer 'where do you get your ideas' is like asking a butcher 'exactly what DO you put in this sausage'?
  -- Roy Blount, Jr....
• The last time somebody said, `I find I can write much better with a word processor.
  ', I replied, `They used to say the same thing about drugs.' -- Roy Blount, Jr....
• The last time somebody said, `I find I can write much better with a word processor.
  ', I replied, `They used to say the same thing about drugs.' -- Roy Blount, Jr....
• If there were a school for, say, sheet metal worke
  hat after three years left its graduates as unprepared for their careers as does law school, it would be closed down in a minute, and no doubt by lawyers....
• The great political tugs of the past 35 years have concerned the distribution of the golden eggs.
  In the 1980's and 1990's we must focus on the health of the goose. -- Paul Tsonga...