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• Cohen's Law: There is no bottom to worse.
• Cohen's Law What really matters is the name you succeed in imposing on the facts -- not the facts themselves.
• What really matters is the name you succeed in imposing on the facts, not the facts themselves.
  -- Cohen's Law...
• London's Law of Libraries: No matter which book you need, it's on the bottom shelf.
• Those who express random thoughts to legislative committees are often surprised and appalled to find themselves the instigators of law.
  -- Mark B. Cohe...
• An undertaker calls a son-in-law: "About your mother-in-law, should we embalm her, cremate her, or bury her?
  He says, "Do all three. Don't take chances." -- Myron Cohe...
• Murphy's Law of Thermodynamics: Things get worse under pressure.