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• To one with a hammer everything is a nail.
• All hammer, no nail.
• LACTOMANGULATION: Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk carton so badly that one has to resort to using the "illegal" side.
  -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friend...
• GLEEMITES: Petrified deposits of toothpaste found in sinks. -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friend
• pediddel: A car with only one working headlight. -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friend
• SQUATCHO: The button at the top of a baseball cap. -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friend
• Magnocartic, adj.: Any automobile that, when left unattended, attracts shopping carts.
  -- Sniglets, Rich Hall & Friend...
• Spirtle, n.: The fine stream from a grapefruit that always lands right in your eye.
  -- Sniglets, "Rich Hall & Friend...
• Magnocartic, adj.: Any automobile that, when left unattended, attracts shopping carts.
  -- Sniglets, "Rich Hall & Friend...