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• You're a funny guy! - Goodfella
• The C shell is flakier than a snowstorm. -- Guy Harri
• Will you paint the black sky blue? Just like your shoes...
• Have you @#%!ed your dog today?
• Opinions are like assholes -- everyone's got one, but nobody wants to look at the other guy's.
  -- Hal Hickma...
• Opinions are like assholes - everyones got one, but nobody wants to look at the other guy's.
  Hal Hickma...
• Maybe we could paint GOLDIE HAWN a rich PRUSSIAN BLUE-- -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I think a good way to get into a movie is to show up where they're making the movie, then stick a big cactus plant onto you buttocks and start yowling and running around.
  Everyone would think it was funny, and the head movie guy would say, "Hey, let's put him in the movie....