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• An engineer is someone who does list processing in Fortran.
• The wages of sin are high -- unless you know someone who does it for nothing.
• An optimist is someone who believes that the secret of eternal life will be discovered before they die.
  A pessimist is someone who believes it will be discovered before Greg Evans does....
• Real programmers don't write in FORTRAN. FORTRAN is for pipe stress freaks and crystallography weenies.
  FORTRAN is for wimp engineers who wear white socks....
• How many FORTRAN programs -- does it take to change a light bulb? 1.00000000001
• A critic is someone who points out how imperfectly other people do what the critic does not do at all.