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A young man enters the New York branch of Tiffany's on a Friday evening and walks up to a display case full of pearl necklaces.
He turns to a gorgeous woman, who is obviously windowshopping, looks he...
A young man wrote to Mozart and said: Q: "Herr Mozart, I am thinking of writing symphonies.
Can you give me any suggestions as to how to get started?...
A.A.A.A.A.: An organization for drunks who drive.
AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccccccckkkkkk!
!!!!!!!! You brute! Knock before entering a ladies room!...
Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy.
Abbott's Admonitions: 1: If you have to ask, you're not entitled to know.
2: If you don't like the answer, you shouldn't have asked the question....
Aberdeen was so small that when the family with the car went on vacation, the gas station and drive-in theatre had to close.
Abou Ben Adhem (may his tribe increase!
About all some men accomplish in life is to send a son to Harvard.
About the only thing on a farm that has an easy time is the dog.

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