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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
Therefore, a man without a woman is like a bicycle without a fish....
A woman's best protection is a little money of her own.
-- Clare Booth Luce, quoted in "The Wit of Wome...
A woman's place is in the house... and in the Senate.
A word to the wise is enough. -- Miguel de Cervante
A would-be disciple came to Nasrudin's hut on the mountain-side.
Knowing that every action of such an enlightened one is significant, the seeker watched the teacher closely....
A writer is congenitally unable to tell the truth and that is why we call what he writes fiction.
-- William Faulkne...
A yawn is a silent shout. -- G.K. Chesterto
A year spent in Artificial Intelligence is enough to make one believe in God.
A young girl once committed suicide because her mother refused her a new bonnet.
Coroner's verdict: "Death from excessive spunk." -- Sacramento Daily Union, September 13, 1860...
A young man and his girlfriend were walking along Main Street when she spotted a beautiful diamond ring in a jewelry-store window.
Wow, I'd sure love to have that!" she gushed. "No problem," her co...

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