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• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. It's not the light bulb that needs changing....
• How many SysAdmins -- does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  None. They deny privileges to everyone with access to that room....
• How many recovering co-dependents -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. The recovering co-dependent detaches and tells the lightbulb to screw itself....
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Feminists don't screw at all. That's what sperm banks are for!...
• How many Borg -- does it take to screw in a lightbulb? All of them.
• How many censors -- does it take to screw in a lightbulb? [deleted]
• How many anarchists -- does it take to screw in a lightbulb? All of them.
• Q: How many Martians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One and a half.