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• Q: Why did the germ cross the microscope? A: To get to the other slide.
• Beer was made so ugly women get some too.
• Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To see his friend Gregory peck.
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• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. -- Voltaire, "Epitres, XCVI
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• How did this ugly woman get in my bed?