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• There is no such thing as an ugly woman -- there are only the ones who do not know how to make themselves attractive.
  -- Christian Dio...
• I don't know what your destiny will be, but one thing I do know
  the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who have sought and found how to serve....
• There is only one thing for a man to do who is married to a woman who enjoys spending money, and that is to enjoy earning it.
  -- Ed Howe...
• How did this ugly woman get in my bed?
• A pretty woman can do anything; an ugly woman must do everything.
• My Mom always told me that sex was a dirty, ugly, horrible thing that I was only to do with someone I loved.
• A man and a woman marry because both of them don't know what to do with themselves.
• Q: Do you know how to tell a Polack at a cockfight?
  A: He's the only one with a duck. Q: Do you know how to tell an Aggie at a cockfight?...