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• Hit me, I'm a lawyer...
• Insured by the Mafia. You hit me, we hit you. -- Bumpersticker in NYC
• Don't just flirt--hit me with a clue-by-four.
• My dad hit me only once - with the Buick.
• To calm me down, hit [CTRL]+[ALT]+[DEL]
• Masochist to sadist: "Hit me!" ... Sadist to masochist "No!
• Please don't hit me! I'm brittle!" --Zoidberg
• Dealer: Nineteen. Homer: Hit me. Dealer: [deals another card] Twenty.
  Homer: Hit me. Dealer: [deals another card] Twenty-one....
• One good thing about music, well, it helps you feel no pain.
  So hit me with music; hit me with music now. -- Bob Marley, "Trenchtown Rock...