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• Translations from the Child: "I don't know why. He just hit me.
  He hit his brother. "I didn't hit him. I just sort of pushed him....
• Trust me, I'm a lawyer.
• I hit you, you hit me, we're all bruised so ba-aaad-ly.
• I said hit HIM with the fireball, not me! Damn wizards...
• NEVER swerve to hit a lawyer riding a bicycle -- it might be your bicycle.
• I can't help it -- I'm a lawyer.
• It is necessary for me to establish a winner image.
  Therefore, I have to beat somebody. -- Richard M Nixo...
• To me old age is fifteen years older than I am. -- Bernard M. Baruch