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• Translations from the Child: "I don't know why. He just hit me.
  He hit his brother. "I didn't hit him. I just sort of pushed him....
• Dr. Zoidberg: "Look at me! I'm Dr. Zoidberg, home-owner!
• Hi, my name is Annie Key. Please don't hit me!
• Dr. Zoidberg: "Help! A guinea pig tricked me.
• Homer: I'm really sorry I hit you Mr. Burns. Here, let me put some salt on that eye.
  Burns: [frightened] No, please, I can't bear another trashing....
• PLEASE SHOOT ME I KNOW COBOL!!!
• Shoot me, please, I can't take it anymore!
• I hit you, you hit me, we're all bruised so ba-aaad-ly.
• I said hit HIM with the fireball, not me! Damn wizards...