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• clue-by-four [Usenet: portmanteau, clue + two-by-four] The notional stick with which one whacks an aggressively clueless person.
  This term derives from a western American folk saying about training a mule "First, you got to hit him with a two-by-four....
• Go on, just hit me! ...Name:Esc, #:27, Rank:UL..
• Hit me, I'm a lawyer...
• Translations from the Child: "I don't know why. He just hit me.
  He hit his brother. "I didn't hit him. I just sort of pushed him....
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• Insured by the Mafia. You hit me, we hit you. -- Bumpersticker in NYC
• Mr. Simpson, the state bar forbids me from promising you a big cash settlement.
  But just between you and me, I promise you a big cash settlement....
• Rent a clue!
• THIS IS NOT A CLUE...OR IS IT? THIS IS NOT A CLUE..
  .OR IS IT? THIS IS NOT A CLUE...OR IS IT? THIS IS NOT A CLUE....