Hi, this is Jim. Sorry I can't take your call but I'm playing
my guitar too loud to hear the phone ring. Please leave me a
message and I'll call you back at the end of Van Halen-1.
-- Answering machine madness - can't answer right now because...
my guitar too loud to hear the phone ring. Please leave me a
message and I'll call you back at the end of Van Halen-1.
-- Answering machine madness - can't answer right now because...
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now.
Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until... - Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like.
Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's... - Hello. I'm home right now but cannot find the phone.
Please leave a message and I will call you up as soon... - I'm unable to take your call in person because I'm having an
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In fact I'm standing right behind you and I can hear... - You have reached 843-4734. Please hold while I process your
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(Pause.) Our extremely sophisticated computer system... - This is Clovis' answering machine. Clovis is committing sodomy
right now.
Please call back in an hour, when, I regret to inform... - Hello, epicenter of the Universe, God speaking. If you leave
your name,
number, and prayer after the tone, I will call you... - Hi. This is Kevin and Diana's vacuum cleaner. Their appliances
have switched jobs again,
and I get to answer the phone 'cause my old job sucked... - Hello, this is Jim. Unfortunately I can't answer the phone
right now because I've just come back from the Mirror Worlds and
I'm still made up of antimatter,
so if I were to pick up the phone right now, the resulting...
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Margaret Lee... - Minnesota --
home of the blonde hair and blue ears.
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doing them. --... - I can't understand why everyone nowadays has such a low opinion of marital
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The marriage experts apparently believe that nine out... - All I want is a hot woman,
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