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• Homer: Every afternoon at Moe's, Chief Wiggum, Principal Skinner, Apu, and I would get together and sing, and the crowds went wild!
  [Scene shows roses and underwear getting thrown on stage] Barney...
• There was a young lady of Norway Who hung by her toes in a doorway.
  She said to her beau "Just look at me Joe I think I've discovered one more way....
• Quote #198 Not so, just scared. Think of the poor lady who feared the metric system because she couldn't afford to have her gas tank removed from her car and replaced with one that holds liters instead of gallons.
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• A gentleman is one who doesn't demand a lady prove that she is. -- Solomon Sho
• Man who take lady on camping trip have one intent.
• BERENICE'S HAIR, n. A constellation (_Coma Berenices_) named in honor of one who sacrificed her hair to save her husband.
  Her locks an ancient lady gave Her loving husband's life to save...
• Lady, lady, should you meet One whose ways are all discreet, One who murmurs that his wife Is the lodestar of his life, One who keeps assuring you That he never was untrue, Never loved another one.
  .. Lady, lady, better run! -- Dorothy Parker, "Social Note...