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• Never kiss a lady on the hand, especially just after her return from one of those self-service gas stations.
• There was a young lady of Norway Who hung by her toes in a doorway.
  She said to her beau "Just look at me Joe I think I've discovered one more way....
• I was working on a case. It had to be a case, because I couldn't afford a desk.
  Then I saw her. This tall blond lady. She must have been tall because I was on the third floor....
• Bubbles in her think tank.
• EAVESDROP, v.i. Secretly to overhear a catalogue of the crimes and vices of another or yourself.
  A lady with one of her ears applied To an open keyhole heard, inside, Two female gossips in converse free -- The subject engaging them was she....
• A lady with one of her ears applied To an open keyhole heard, inside, Two female gossips in converse free -- The subject engaging them was she.
  "I think", said one, "and my husband thinks That she's a prying, inquisitive minx!...
• I have just learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy.
  First, let her think she's having her way. And second, let her have it. -- Lyndon B. Johnso...