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• Woody: How are you feeling today, Mr. Peterson? Norm
  Poor. Woody: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. Norm: No, I meant `pour'....
• Coach: Can I draw you a beer, Norm? Norm: No, I know what they look like.
  Just pour me one. -- Cheers, No Help Wanted Coach...
• Norm is angry.] Woody: What can I get you, Mr. Peterson?
  Norm: Clifford Clavin's head. -- Cheers, The Triangle Sam...
• Norm: Hey, everybody. All: [silence; everybody is mad at Norm for being rich.
  ] Norm: [Carries on both sides of the conversation himself....
• Your skin looks like baby skin - with diaper rash!
• Norm: Gentlemen, start your taps. -- Cheers, The Coach's Daughter Coach
  How's life treating you, Norm? Norm: Like it caught me in bed with his wife....
• Sam: What do you know there, Norm? Norm: How to sit.
  How to drink. Want to quiz me? -- Cheers, Loverboyd Sam...
• Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, what do you say to a cold one?
  Norm: See you later, Vera, I'll be at Cheers. -- Cheers, Norm's Last Hurrah Sam...
• Colder than a baby in a brass diaper.