If You Ever Fall Off The Sears Tower, Just Go Real Limp, Because Maybe You'll Look Like A Dummy And People Will Try To Catch You Because, Hey, Free Dummy.

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If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll
look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey