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• Homer: You like parties, huh? Well, I just remembered they're having a big one down at the waterfront this weekend.
  Marge: You didn't remember that. You just saw it on TV. My Sister, My Sitte...
• You may be redneck... if your funeral has more pickup trucks than cars.
• Here's a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you com out you're all covered with leeches.
  Just say, "Hey, has anybody seen my raisins?" (Because leeches kind of look like big raisins....
• How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the chin.
• You may be redneck... if your mother turns out to be your sister.
• Hey Dad, you crossed my line of death!" -- Robocop
• If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• CPU Pickup Line: (p(, (What's your MHZ?)
• Marge: Are you all right, Homer? Homer: I'm fine, I'm just thinking.
  Marge: I've been thinking, too. You know Homer, you've always been such a good provider....