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• Smithers: Hey, Simpson, Burns wants to talk to you privately.
  Homer: [still speaking through the megaphone] Privately?...
• Mohammad Ali was on the plane and it was about to take off.
  The stewardess came by and said "Please fasten your seatbelt!...
• Hey Bob! Wanna see my Pee-Wee' Herman impression?
• How many square dancers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Four, and you have to walk them through it a few times....
• Herman: How many men do you have? Bart: None. Herman: You'll need more. -- "Bart the General
• Burns: Well, son, delighted to have met you. It's good to know that.
  .. there's another kidney out there for me. Larry...
• In medieval times, people thought that evil spirits could enter a person through an open mouth.
  These days they more often leave that way. -- David Decke...
• When a body meets a body, it helps if both of them have read through one or more times the pamphlet sent to them by Everett Koop.
• [Unbelievably gross and offensive expletive deleted]