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• Hey, stewardess. Run through that seatbelt demonstration a few more times.
  It's unbelievably tricky!" -- Herma...
• I love when the stewardess says, "Your seat cushion becomes a flotation device.
  Well, why doesn't the plane just become a boat? -- Steve Shaffe...
• Got your seatbelt on? I saw this trick in a movie once...think I can do it...
• One day President Reagan, Chairman Andropov, the Pope, and a boy scout were flying together in an airplane.
  Right out in the middle of nowhere the plane developed engine trouble and started to go down....
• One day President Reagan, Chairman Brezhnev, the Pope, and a boy scout were flying together in an airplane.
  Right out in the middle of nowhere the plane developed engine trouble and started to go down....
• They sent for me to come down to Washington in an airplane .
  .. Sure enough, no sooner I got on the plane they strapped me down....
• My favorite is about a man who tried to hijack a plane.
  It was a charter flight, sitting on the ground. The guy runs across the tarmac, forces his way into the plane, pulls a gun on the stewardess, who starts to laugh....
• Marge: [panicked] I think I'll go get a picture of the plane taking off.
  [struggles with her seat belt] Homer: Marge, what's wrong?...
• Bart: And I'd get to take a plane there, wouldn't I, Mom?
  Marge: Yes, Bart. Bart: And one back? -- We'll think about it, "The Crepes of Wrath...