He's the kind of a guy who lights up a room just by flicking a switch.
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- You know when you're young, you think your dad's Superman.
Then you grow up and you realize he's just a regular... - Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to
go home to my family.
Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell... - BORN LOSER --
a guy who has a wet dream and then wakes up to find... - I don't even listen to 2 Live Crew, being more of a John Denver kind of guy.
Scott Dietzen ------------------------------ First... - Then there's the atmosphere -- half the time you can eat the air,
it's got so much stuff floating around in it. It takes... - I was driving my car around, I decided to hook my brake lights up to my gas
pedal.
Just to confuse people behind me. I hit the gas and... - Agnes: [offscreen] Seymour! The house is on fire!
Skinner: No, mother. It's just the Northern Lights... - When you fly, you will be seated next to one of the following types:
a greasy salesman on the make; a fat guy who takes... - Guy: Greetings, good men. Might I trouble you for a drink?
Moe: Oh, get out of here, Homer. Guy: Homer? Who...
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- Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?
- Rod... - That man is richest whose pleasures are cheapest
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Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862) -- (Sysop's note:... - In music one must think with the heart and feel with the brain.
George... - ALL CSH USERS PLEASE NOTE ========================
Set the variable $LOSERS to all the people that you think are losers.
This will cause all said losers to have the variable... - There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
Henry...
