He's so old he gets winded playing checkers.
-- Ed Wynn
-- Ed Wynn
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- She is so fat, he danced with her for half an hour before he realized she
was still sitting down.
-- Ed... - He's a self-made man ... the living proof of the horrors of unskilled
labor!
-- Ed... - You get winded
playing... - A man gets what he wants by acting smart; a woman,
by playing dumb... - Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding,
he sings. -- Ed... - Quote #169
"Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in
the back and instead of bleeding he sings." ... - I've got a friend who is a boxer. Once he hung up his coat in a restaurant
but he was afraid someone would run off with it.
He hung a sign on it saying, "This coat belongs to... - A bachelor is a man who never makes the same mistake once.
-- Ed... - Why is Mike Tyson so happy?
Cause he gets O.J. for...
