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• A bachelor is a man who never made the same mistake once.
• Bigamist: One who makes the same mistake twice.
• The only man who never makes a mistake is the man who never does anything. -- Theodore Roosevel
• The waiter says, "The last man who was in the restaurant ate twenty-seven hotcakes right off the griddle.
  And the customer says, "How waffle!" -- Ed Wy...
• Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie.
• BACHELOR: A man who chases women and never Mrs. one.
• The man who does things makes many mistakes, but he never makes the biggest mistake of all -- doing nothing.
  -- Benjamin Frankli...
• He's a self-made man ... the living proof of the horrors of unskilled labor! -- Ed Wy
• A well adjusted person is one who makes the same mistake twice without getting nervous.