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• He's so old he gets winded playing checkers. -- Ed Wy
• Whenever you're holding all the cards, why does everyone else turn out to be playing chess?
• Will your long-winded speeches never end? What ails you that you keep on arguing? -- Job 16:3
• If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.
• The Soviet pre-eminence in chess can be traced to the average Russian's readiness to brood obsessively over anything, even the arrangement of some pieces of wood.
  Indeed, the Russians' predisposition for quiet reflection followed by sudden preventive action explains why they led the field for many years in both chess and ax murders....
• The Soviet pre-eminence in chess can be traced to the average Russian's readiness to brood obsessively over anything, even the arrangement of some pieces of wood.
  Indeed, the Russians' predisposition for quiet reflection followed by sudden preventive action explains why they led the field for many years in both chess and ax murders....