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• Fish's Second Law of Animal Behavio
• Fish's First Law of Animal Behavior: The probability of a cat eating its dinner has absolutely nothing to do with the price of the food placed before it.
• Barber's Laws of Backpacking 1) The integral of the gravitational potential taken around any loop trail you choose to hike always comes out positive.
  2) Any stone in your boot always migrates against the pressure gradient to exactly the point of most pressure....
• The probability of your getting lost is directly proportional to the number of times you are told, "you can't miss it.
  -- Law of Directio...
• The probability of someone watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
• The probability of a disk crash is directly proportional to the age of your last backup. -- Yoshi
• The probability of failure is directly proportional to the anxiety of the programmer.
• The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
  The chance of forgetting something is directly proportional to.....to........uh.................
• Statisticians do it with probability 1.