1. The probability of a cat eating its dinner has absolutely
nothing to do with the price of the food placed before it.
2. The probability that a household pet will raise a fuss to
go in or out is directly proportional to the number and
importance of your dinner guests.
-- C. H. Fish's Laws of Animal Behaviour
nothing to do with the price of the food placed before it.
2. The probability that a household pet will raise a fuss to
go in or out is directly proportional to the number and
importance of your dinner guests.
-- C. H. Fish's Laws of Animal Behaviour
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