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• Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. -- Mark Twai
• It is discouraging to try and penetrate a mind like yours.
  You ought to get it out and dance on it. That would take some of the rigidity out of it....
• It is easier to stay out than get out. -- Mark Twai
• If you laid all of our laws end to end, there would be no end. -- Mark Twai
• If there was two birds sitting on a fence, he would bet you which one would fly first.
  -- Mark Twain (1835-1910), The Celebrated Jumping Frog...
• Speak little and well, if you would be esteemed as a man of merit. -- Trench
• You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• I'm opposed to millionares, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position. -- Mark Twai
• I'm opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position. MARK TWAIN