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• What a hell of a heaven it will be, when they get all these hypocrites assembled there!
  -- Mark Twai...
• What a man misses mostly in heaven is company. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)
• Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
  -- Mark Twai...
• I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
  -- Mark Twai...
• The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven.
  -- Mark Twain (1835-1910)...
• The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. -- Mark Twai
• The secret source of Humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven. Mark Twai
• Many might go to heaven with half the labor they go to hell. -- Ben Johnso
• Heaven or hell? Don't matter. You'll go thru Atlanta.