HANDKERCHIEF
A piece of cloth designed specifically to be filled with snot.
Which must rather irritate it. I mean, I'm sure that you'd be
pretty pissed off if you had only come into existence to be wiped
on people's noses. I know I'd be annoyed if people left bogies on
me. Which is why hankies are fighting back: They endeavour not to
be in your pocket when you are suffering a sneezing attack.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
A piece of cloth designed specifically to be filled with snot.
Which must rather irritate it. I mean, I'm sure that you'd be
pretty pissed off if you had only come into existence to be wiped
on people's noses. I know I'd be annoyed if people left bogies on
me. Which is why hankies are fighting back: They endeavour not to
be in your pocket when you are suffering a sneezing attack.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
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Classicists argue that the best music moves transparently into your
brain,
and makes you fall asleep without even realising it(*)... - GENERATION, OLDER
The people that don't understand you.
Daniel Bowen's TOXIC... - GENERATION, YOUNGER
The people that you don't understand.
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