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• MUSIC A terribly, terribly subjective thing. [Don't see Megabogue] Classicists argue that the best music moves transparently into your brai
  and makes you fall asleep without even realising it(*)....
• HAIL Like rain, but harder. Meteorologists have conducted studies about the weather patterns relating to hail
  and the likely occurrence of it, and have concluded that it is most likely to hail when you are walking down the street without even an umbrella for protection....
• KETTLE Device designed to heat up water, whistle just too quietly for you to hear when it's finished, boil dry, explode and burn your house down.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• SCHEMA What you call a diagram when it gets too complicated and impressive to be called a diagram.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• RAIN Another one of those things that is great to watch when you're not caught in it.
  Perhaps what we need to do is somehow make intelligent clouds that rain, but not actually *on* people....
• VAGRANT One of those people who make you feel guilty (for not giving them money) and angry (for them bothering you in the first place) at the same time.
  Actually most vagrants in this city either keep themselves to themselves by being sleepy and smelly on street benches, or by cheerfully walking their way through inner-city streets with no shoes on, mumbling theories on modern civilisation....
• GENERATION, OLDER The people that don't understand you. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• GENERATION, YOUNGER The people that you don't understand. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA