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A High-fiber Breakfast Is Very Important. Always Eat Your Cereal Before It Shrinks.
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A high-fiber breakfast is very important. Always eat your cereal before it
shrinks.
-- Mark Russell
Related:
Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.
-- Josh Billing...
Eat cereal for breakfast and write good prose. -- Raymond Carve
Always eat a large breakfast; never try to cheat on your taxes. -- Frank Costello
Did you hear about the new breakfast cereal called Queerios.
You simply add milk and they eat each other....
GORBACHEX: Popular Russian Breakfast cereal
MORAL FIBER -- The cereal eaten every morning by self-righteous hypocrites.
Always put the important before the merely urgent.
Reduce brain fat. Eat Moral Fiber.
The breakfast of champions is not cereal, it's the opposition. -- Nick Seitz
