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• We only ever had the one sun at home. I came from a planet called Earth you know.
  Arthur. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• It'll all end in tears, I know it. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
• Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?
  -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• My God, you're talking about a positive mental attitude and you haven't even had your planet demolished today.
  I woke up this morning and thought I'd have a nice relaxed day, do a bit of reading, brush the dog....
• Mr. Dent, some factual information for you. Have you any idea how much damage that bulldozer would suffer if I just let it roll straight over you?
  ...None at all. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• I demand that I may or may not be Vroomfondel! -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
• All planet leave is cancelled. I've just had an unhappy love affair, so I don't see why anyone else should have a good time.
  -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• They don't have sarcasm on Betelgeuse, and Ford Prefect often failed to notice it unless he was concentrating.
  -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• Not sure if it's letter-perfect, that's a phonetic interpre What am I talking about - I have the book right here!
  OK, the "chust" is "just", and there's no comma, but apart from that, it's exact!...