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• Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?
  -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.
  -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• Goosnargh. Alright, how would you react if I said that I'm not from Guildford after all, but from a small planet somewhere in the vicinity of Betelgeuse?
  -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• That is what you always say. -- J., The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
• How can you tell there's anything out there? The door's closed.
  -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• You just come along with me and have a good time. The Galaxy's a fun place.
  You'll need to have this fish in your ear. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• HOW TO LEAVE THE PLANET 1. Phone NASA. Their phone number is (731) 483-3111.
  Explain that it's very important that you get away as soon as possible....
• It'll all end in tears, I know it. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
• Hi there! this is Eddie your shipboard computer, and I'm feeling just great, guys, and I know I'm going to get a bundle of kicks out of any program you care to run tthrough me.
  -- Eddie, The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...