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• But that's not the point! The point is that I am now a perfectly safe penguin, and my colleague here is rapidly running out of limbs!
  -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• My God, you're talking about a positive mental attitude and you haven't even had your planet demolished today.
  I woke up this morning and thought I'd have a nice relaxed day, do a bit of reading, brush the dog....
• I demand that I may or may not be Vroomfondel! -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
• Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?
  -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• It'll all end in tears, I know it. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
• I could have more fun in a cat litter. - Ford. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
• I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?
  -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• Tony, you're my agent. You _have_ to do something about this.
  ...How can it be the same movie if they've changed my character from a convenience store clerk to a jittery eskimo firefighter?...
• >consult guide about Earth Mostly harmless. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy