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• It'll all end in tears, I know it. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
• Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?
  -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• We only ever had the one sun at home. I came from a planet called Earth you know.
  Arthur. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• Does anyone know why Arthur can't turn on the Improbability Drive?
  I said <yelling> does anyone know ..." - Trillian -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• You just come along with me and have a good time. The Galaxy's a fun place.
  You'll need to have this fish in your ear. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• Why not go mad? -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
• I demand that I may or may not be Vroomfondel! -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
• Your arrival on the planet has caused considerable excitement.
  It has already been hailed, so I gather, as the third most improbable event in the history of the Universe....
• Goosnargh. Alright, how would you react if I said that I'm not from Guildford after all, but from a small planet somewhere in the vicinity of Betelgeuse?
  -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...